Never fear. Coming to you from BnK Industries comes the Caucasian Tent!!
Caucasian Tent is formed entirely by human flesh and stitched together with fine human hair. The tent holds via spinal-welding, a handcrafted 17 piece spinal structure. Inside the tent is the contents of 3 gut buckets to tend for the comfortable at-home feeling. The hood of the tent is shredded skin from the human(s), which is then collected in a giant container and pressed into a pancake-like sheet. The skin is then sprayed, oiled and rapidly heated before being used as a textiles material.
So, what are you waiting for!? Come on down to the Mansion of Delight's and purchase your very own Caucasian Tent for just £129.99 today! *Prices may vary on weekends inc. Friday *Guts nonrefundable *Caucasian Tent is EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE. No naked flames